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Baby Raccoon Would Like To Have A Word With Youhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Baby Raccoon Would Like To Have A Word With You
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whatarewewatching13:

Their friendship is perfection

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Knitting And Fighting Is My Businesshttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Knitting And Fighting Is My Business
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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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Elvira- Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Elvira- Mistress of the Dark (1988)

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

paradise-jpg:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

I actually say thank you 😂😂

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How To Appear Smart During Meetingshttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

How To Appear Smart During Meetings
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iamthorodinson:

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blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

that kids got one hell of a messy bun going

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